Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Bob Loblaw's Legal Eagle: Randy Quaid: "Go fuck yourself!"

Welcome to Bob Loblaw's Legal Eagle, a feature that appears when crazies as well as money-hungry normals attempt to sue the pants off celebrities and eccentric billionares of Scrooge McDuck-esque portions. And no, we don't care that there already is a real Bob Loblaw.

In today's Legal Eagle, we have some housekeeping to do. This past month was busy for Randy "Cousin Eddie" Quaid! His wife, Evi kicked some receptionist in the shins until she bled and uncovered the Nazi plot against Mr. Quaid! He got banned from Actor's Equity! But there's more: Gothamist has reposted letters sent to the Post and Backstage. In Randy's letter to the post, he explains that Equity can't fire him because he's already quit!

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