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The Brooksville Police Dept. ain't nothin' to fuck wit'

Gone are the days when townsfolk regaled neighborhood youths with ditties like DJ Jazzy Jeff's "Summertime". In today's post-9/11 world, nothing is sacred, including the impressionable virgin ears of the leaders of tomorrow.

Skeezy Floridian Christopher Holder has been cited for singing a rap song by the notoriously bland and awkwardly named Lil Boosie. In a deposition, Holder, presumably a Joe Dirt impersonator, told police: he did not believe children needed to hear [that kind of] language.

Please, won't somebody save our children!?

Source: WJXX