The best advice comes from Rats

We've had enough of know-it-all advice column hacks who freely dispense worthless tips with no regard for accuracy, clarity, or usefulness. That's why we've been digging the new column Ask Rats! Ask Rats is written by Jayson Musson aka PackOfRats from Philly nigga-wizard-rap quartet Plastic Little, the author of Too Black for B.E.T., (infrequent) blogger, and all-around good guy. Here's how Mr. Rats fielded a recent query from a chap who couldn't keep up with his girl's astoundingly high sex drive:

"I have to say that any girlfriend that wants to fuck all day and let the used condoms and take-out containers pile up around you while you two conduct your cycle of fucking, eating, sleeping, fucking, eating, and sleeping again, is some marrying material."

And here's how the Black Like Me author responded to a reader who was not sure how to handle jealousy brought on by her husband keeping in touch with former lovers:

"Your husband, who I might say, sounds like quite the shrewd individual, is probably just preparing for the inevitable and I advise you to do the same or you'll end up spending your lonely, post-marriage single days watching Law and Order with a Sybian you've sadly decided to name 'Henry.'"

We think you'll dig the rest. Keep up with Jay at Philly's two.one.five mag.